my life is not interesting enough to report back on every day, so i'm going to start a new segment entitled "amie's annoyances". i'll use this tactic as a filler when i'm not doing much beside watching crappy cable and playing with the dog.
day 1
day 1
the "don't touch my stuff lady" in the grocery store check-out line
man i hope that none of you are her. the too cool for school woman who puts her 4 or 5 paltry little items on the belt, and then SLAMS that little divider down and gives you a stern look. this kind soul has examined the contents of my full cart and left me app. 3 inches of belt space to utilize, while she peruses the latest edition of "Star". and then, when i reach up to close the 9 inch gap between her us weekly and fat free yogurt, she gives me a look and a fake ass cough, meant to convery her distaste at my DARING to handle her purchases.
newsflash sweetie, i have four hundred items to get up there and i don't want to hear the sighs of the people behind me who are waiting on me to finish since you commandeered the available space. i'm going to use the divider as a steamroller and move allllllllll your crap up as close to the scanner as humanly possible.
and i dare you to say something, you stupid belt bogart...er.
man i hope that none of you are her. the too cool for school woman who puts her 4 or 5 paltry little items on the belt, and then SLAMS that little divider down and gives you a stern look. this kind soul has examined the contents of my full cart and left me app. 3 inches of belt space to utilize, while she peruses the latest edition of "Star". and then, when i reach up to close the 9 inch gap between her us weekly and fat free yogurt, she gives me a look and a fake ass cough, meant to convery her distaste at my DARING to handle her purchases.
newsflash sweetie, i have four hundred items to get up there and i don't want to hear the sighs of the people behind me who are waiting on me to finish since you commandeered the available space. i'm going to use the divider as a steamroller and move allllllllll your crap up as close to the scanner as humanly possible.
and i dare you to say something, you stupid belt bogart...er.
3 comments:
OMG! This totally made me die laughing!
So funny! Just Saturday night at dinner my dad asked my brother if he was "bogart-ing" the butter. We all had no idea what the hell that meant except Jeff, who had heard it on Southpark. I learned and now just 2 days later I hear it again! Amie you are so cultured!! haha
I triple puffy heart Amie's Annoyances!
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